Mesti sakit hati dan sakit kepala jadi penyokong PH-BN kan. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hari-hari Menteri depa duk jamu lauk-pauk untuk kenduri.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Menu lauk hari ini.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
1. Cari Azam Baki Lepas PRU.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Kesian tengok Rafizi menggeliat nak jawab soalan, bila nak tunai janji cari Azam Baki. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dia kata dia tak kata begitu, tapi orang cari video dia semasa PRU, memang dia kata begitu. Hahaha.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
2. Perdana Menteri Tak Boleh Pegang Menteri Kewangan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Rafizi tegas dia tidak berubah pendirian bahawa PM dan Menteri Kewangan kena orang berasingan. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Namun suasana sekarang adalah masa yang tepat PM pegang Menteri Kewangan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Apa benda nie wehhh. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Kata tak berubah pendirian, tapi setuju PM pegang Menteri Kewangan pula. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Gila punya putaran alam.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
3. Menteri Laporan Polis Beraksi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fahmi Fadzil buat sidang media tadi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ramai yang kata nak ubah daripada nama Menteri Laporan Polis kepada Menteri Kartun. Haha.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Kemudian dia ada kenyataan media, nak perangi video-video “perkauman” di Tiktok. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Kenapa tiktok sahaja? (ala-ala ingat orang tak tahu ke) sedangkan twitter platform media sosial paling toksik di Malaysia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dia nie sejenis unsecure ke macam mana? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sebelum nie hari-hari nak report polis je, sekarang rasa terancam dengan tiktok pula.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
4. Anwar Terbayang-Bayang.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hahaha. Yang ini kita mulakan dengan ketawa. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hahaha. Kita ketawa lagi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Benda tak logik nie, kita hanya boleh bayang je. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sebab tak logik berlaku.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Syarikat judi taja PN\/PAS untuk jadi kerajaan supaya boleh tutup premis judi. Haha. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tapi Asyraf Wajdi bila lihat Anwar terbayang, dia dah beristighfar dah.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
War oo war… Bangun… bangun… pi masuk tandas. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Habis basah kau kencing atas katil.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Acap weh, kau dah tahu Anwar kencing atas katil tu, kenapa kau pi berguling-guling kat dia kencing tu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Zahid pula tersipu-sipu tepi Anwar. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dia ingat kita tak tahu dia duk berak. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tak yah sipu-sipu lah, benda tu ada bau, kau nak sipu-sipu buat apa orang boleh bau.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Perasaan sekarang nie, menunggu aksi kabinet PH-BN ini semacam excitednya menunggu aksi jualan Samer setiap hari.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ahmad Fahmi Mokhtar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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