{"id":6770,"date":"2021-05-26T08:22:50","date_gmt":"2021-05-26T08:22:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mediaislam.net\/berita\/?p=6770"},"modified":"2021-05-26T08:22:53","modified_gmt":"2021-05-26T08:22:53","slug":"apabila-orang-bodoh-dapat-cerita-fitnah-yang-timbul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mediaislam.net\/berita\/2021\/05\/26\/apabila-orang-bodoh-dapat-cerita-fitnah-yang-timbul\/","title":{"rendered":"Apabila Orang Bodoh Dapat Cerita Fitnah Yang Timbul"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Ada orang lapor, nampak lori balak bawak sebatang balak besar kat Temerloh. Ni semua orang tahu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Orang kata ni mesti balak dari Pahang. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lepas tu orang mula tanya dari mana datang balak besar sangat ni? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sebatang jer satu lori. Mesti teroka kawasan haram. Tuduh dia orang.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lori tu pun kena tahan. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pihak berkuasa periksa, tengok surat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eh, surat tu betul dan ada kelulusan. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rupanya balak besar tu dari Terengganu, bukan dari Pahang.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bising pulak orang kata balak haram dari Terengganu, padahal dah ada surat tu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pengarah Jabatan Perhutanan Terengganu sahkan, kata betul dah tu, balak tu halal, kawasan dah lulus 2017 lagi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Orang Umno senyap sebab masa tu dia lagi perintah. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tapi ada jugak bunyi sikit lagi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Orang dia buat-buat tanya lagi, dah sebab apa tebang jugak sekarang? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hentikanlah lesen tu, sekarangkan dah 2021. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pejabat Hutan kata, ambik masa nak lulus, bukan lulus harini esok tebang selalu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nak kena ukur juga kawasan semua tu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Exco pulak jawab, kalau tarik lesen tanpa sebab, nanti kena saman. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Syarikat tu tak buat salah biarlah zaman Umno yang luluspun kita tak akan sekat sebab kelulusan ikut peraturan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sampai sini, isunya cukup mudah, straight forward, orang bincang balak tu saiz besar daripada saiz biasa, sebatang dia jer atas lori. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ia mungkin dari kawasan haram, tapi bukan, balak tu ada lesen sah untuk dikeluarkan. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kau orang semua boleh fahamkan? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mudah jer tu, Umno pun dah senyap dah faham.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eh, datanglah Pan, nak masuk campur jugak dia, konon tahulah pasal balak, bijaklah dia rasa dia tu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dah dapat kat Pan, tahu dia kata apa? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dia kata Kerajaan PAS Terengganu bagi kelulusan tebang pokok cengal besar yang pegang rekod Guiness kat Hulu Dungun umur seribu tahun lebih tu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kawasan balak besar yang diberi lesen membalak tu ialah dari kompartmen 80, Hutan Simpan Sungai Nipah. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lepas tu ada orang letak dalam gambar pokok cengal besar yang Pan kata kena tebang tu, duduk dalam kompartmen 5, Hutan Simpan Pasir Raja, Hulu Dungun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Antara balak besar dengan cengal besar, Pan dah tak tahu nak beza, kompartmen 5 dia kira sama dengan 80, Sungai Nipah tu dia ingat sekali dengan Pasir Raja. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mungkin sebab dua-dua ada perkataan besar, dia kira sama. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tengoklah berapa besar dia punya bangang.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pan ni, ada dua kriteria jer, satu lawak, satu lagi bodoh. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kadang kala bila dia orang melawak, memang lawak betul, ketawa jer kita tengok dia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kadang tu dia jadi bodoh, sian jugak kita perhati, macam masa dia kena marah kat DAP. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tapi biasa dia orang gabungkan keduanya sekali, jadi lawak bodoh. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Itulah dua keistimewaan dan kuali-ti yang Pan ada.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mohd Nasir Abdullah
26 Mei 2021<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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