{"id":8899,"date":"2021-08-11T10:40:21","date_gmt":"2021-08-11T10:40:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mediaislam.net\/berita\/?p=8899"},"modified":"2021-08-11T10:40:24","modified_gmt":"2021-08-11T10:40:24","slug":"persamaan-politik-malaysia-dan-covid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mediaislam.net\/berita\/2021\/08\/11\/persamaan-politik-malaysia-dan-covid\/","title":{"rendered":"Persamaan politik Malaysia dan Covid"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Keadaan politik Malaysia sekarang ini, macam keadaan orang terkena Covid juga.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Masing-masing kata parti lawan tengah nazak, kena masuk ICU, kena ditidurkan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Umno + PH nak tidurkan Bersatu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bersatu pula cuba nak tidurkan Umno + PH.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Masing-masing cuba siapa dulu yang boleh tidurkan lawan mereka.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Umno + PH dah hampir boleh tidurkan Bersatu dgn SD mereka dan perletakan jawatan penting orang-orang mereka dalam kerajaan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tapi datang pula RoS dengan jarum besar, nak tidurkan Umno, sebab katanya Umno dah nazak, terkena variant delta baru, Lamda.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Oleh kerana PH &#8216;close contact&#8217; dengan Umno, maka PH pun perlu dilakukan pemeriksaan juga, takut berjangkit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Umno + PH, takut jarum, dan dia orang gelabah.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jadi semua pihak masih belum boleh ditidurkan lagi sebab Umno lari dari RoS dulu buat sementara.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dia sedang cari akal nak elakkan dari kena ditidurkan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Macamana pula dengan Pejuang, GPS, Warisan dan komponen BN yang lain?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mereka adalah pewaris harta kedua pihak Umno + PH dan Bersatu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jadi mereka sedang memerhati dan menunggu dengan sabar kematian Umno + PH atau Bersatu untuk tujuan pembahagian harta, siapa akan mendapat bahagian terbesar harta pusaka.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bukankah pembahagian harta lebih afdhal dilakukan segera selepas kematian?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Habis tu PAS sebagai apa?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>PAS ni sebagai skuad pengurusan jenazah saja.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Selalu kena standby, takut kalau-kalau lepas ditidurkan, ada yang mati.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sebelum ditidurkan, PAS ajar mengucap, ambil wudhu, ajar solat kalau tak reti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kalau meninggal, PAS pun akan jalankan tugas dia, tayammumkan mayat, kafan, bawak ke kubur, tanam dan talkin dan baca doa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>PAS buat semua kerja fardhu kifayah tu, &#8216;free of charge&#8217;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alah betullah\u2026.kan kalau kau nak mati, kau pergi cari lebai?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Lebai, pandailah bab-bab hukum hakam semua ni.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tu lah masa kau hidup benci sangat kat lebai.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Takkan mati pun benci lagi<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mohd Nasir Abdullah<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Keadaan politik Malaysia sekarang ini, macam keadaan orang terkena Covid juga. Masing-masing kata parti lawan tengah nazak, kena<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":8901,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[73],"tags":[74],"class_list":["post-8899","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-kolumnis","tag-kolumnis"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mediaislam.net\/berita\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8899","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mediaislam.net\/berita\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mediaislam.net\/berita\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediaislam.net\/berita\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediaislam.net\/berita\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8899"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mediaislam.net\/berita\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8899\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8902,"href":"https:\/\/mediaislam.net\/berita\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8899\/revisions\/8902"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediaislam.net\/berita\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8901"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mediaislam.net\/berita\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8899"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediaislam.net\/berita\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8899"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediaislam.net\/berita\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8899"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}